…you don’t like music that’s ‘self-indulgent’.

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…you voted against Bush twice.

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…you went to the Siren Festival knowing you’d hate it.

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…you went to a McCarren Park Pool Party and couldn’t believe all the stone-faced hipsters around you weren’t funky enough to dance to the opening band before the other opening band.

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…you protesteth too much that thou are not a hipster.

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…you like more than 3 bands with the word ‘wolf’ in their name.

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